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• Lewis Black gives an overview of the fear, headaches, and total chaos the upcoming conventions will cause.

• Special interest groups can spent unlimited amounts of money slinging unlimited amounts of mud.

• It's mourning again in America and the Reagan nostalgia industry is booming.

• From spelling bees to hockey to the horses, America loves a WINNER!

• Michael Moore's latest film is denied distribution by the people who thought it would be a good idea to give the French a theme park.

• America is forced to answer the age-old question: how many mediocre singers does it take to make a sandwich?

• Lewis Black points his angry wit toward out-of-place celebrities.

• How can the Greeks not be ready for the Olympics? They invented them!

• As an American there are certain inalienable rights Lewis Black is proud to take for granted.

• Feeling a void in your life at the loss of Sex and the City? Your life was probably a void to begin with.

• Lewis Black isn't going to see "the Passion of the Christ" because he can't stand anyone's sob story that isn't his own.

• Whether you're into Jesus or amorphous colored blobs, it all comes down to one thing: our future is screwed.

• Happy freakin' New Year. Love, super cranky Lewis Black.

• Lewis Black celebrates the 100th anniversary of manned flight. And he does it crankily (repeat of previous)

• Your angry Uncle Lewis Black lays out his naughty and nice list.

• Lewis Black laments the rise of the robots and wonders why in the hell we don�t have transporters in the year 2003.

• Dr. Phil is selling weight-loss energy bars. And guess what? He's fat!

• Lewis Black knows what important topics matter to Americans: funny monkeys.

• Lewis Black loved the California recall. Recalls are fun. Let's recall everything that sucks!

• Lewis Black extolls the virtues of taste sensation

• Lewis Black has a message for the Almighty: You're an idiot!

• Lewis Black to 2003 Blackout Survivors: SHUT UP.

• Cheat on your wife? By her a four million dollar rock, just like Kobe.

• George Bush's approval rating has plummetied to 59%. Who's doing the judging, Paula Abdul?

• Don't burn the flag -- symbols are people too. No. They are.

• America isn't #1 when it comes to inhaling tubes of pig lips anymore. //
• America isn't #1 when it comes to inhaling tubes of pig lips anymore.